“One” is my favorite U2 song, and a pretty cool song from Metallica.
It’s the name of one of my favorite card games, Uno, and pizzerias, Uno’s. But my love affair with the loneliest number ended Dec. 21. That’s the day the National Weather Service recorded a low of 1 degree in Indianapolis.
Things stop working when it gets that cold, like my lips, my fingers. And my car. I live in an apartment, which means that on Dec. 21 my poor Toyota Corolla bore the brunt of the arctic front that descended on the city. Keep in mind I moved here from Las Vegas. Sure, it got hot there, but I never had to scrape heat off my windshield.
The morning of Dec. 21 found my car encased in ice. I cracked open my passenger door to dump my bag in my car. No problem. But when I tried closing the door, it wouldn’t latch. The entire lock mechanism was frozen solid. “No problem,” I say to myself. “I’ll just hold it shut while I drive.” Remember the junior high science lesson about centrifugal force? How an object like, say, a car door, will spin away from a rotating body like, say, a car turning left? That lesson became very real to me Dec. 21. Needless to say, after my swinging car door twice stopped traffic within a mile of my apartment, I turned around and went home.
I’ve since stocked up on de-icer (three cans) and minus 30 degree windshield washer and a scraper as big as my arm. And in my cell phone I’ve programmed the phone numbers for “A”-rated Tyler Automotive and Last Chance Wrecker Service. Indianapolis natives tell me winter’s worst is yet to come. Next time, I plan to be ready!
Christmas is here. I’m so excited, it’s ridiculous. For some reason, finding out that Santa Claus doesn’t exist didn’t deter from the magic of the holiday season for me. I still get all watery-eyed when I see a house decked out in lights. I can’t help but pick up wrapped packages and shake them. I’ve managed to fit seven Christmas trees — of varying sizes — in my home. It’s sick really.

So, I’m excited about the holiday season. It does seem like the actual holiday is taking forever to get here, however. Even though I know I should be more of a grown-up, I can’t help but be enthusiastic. I’m dreaming of my grandmother’s homemade fudge and divinity, of ambrosia … and chocolate pie and dressing and turkey and … and …And who cares about the presents??
What do I get for those people on my Christmas list who rescued me from a northeastern Iowa highway during a raging blizzard last Dec. 23rd while I was stranded, unconscious and going into seizures after my car was demolished by a pickup truck?
I’m going to divert from the typical stuff discussed here. I’m sure you’re on the end of your seat, anticipating what I’ll discuss. Let’s go back in time to when the 


