It’s that time of the year. It’s November. That means turkey-football-family-eat-too-much-fall-asleep-on-the-couch-so-my-younger-cousins-can-draw-on-my-face Day. How do we in the publication department at Angie’s List celebrate the most American holiday of the year? We devote a whole issue of our magazine to toilets.

Check out this month’s Between the Lines. A member praised Apollo Drain & Plumbing Inc., Portland, Ore., for their quick attention and speedy response to a bone stuck in a toilet. Yes, a bone stuck in a toilet. Thanks to Apollo’s 24-hour emergency service, the member was able to have the contractor pressure wash the bone out of the sewer trap on a Saturday.

There’s also a story about a runaway toilet in Chattanooga. Seems a plumber was carrying a toilet outside a home during an icy winter day in Chattanooga (I guess it rarely snows or hails in Tennessee in the winter). When the plumber put down the toilet on the sidewalk it started slipping down the roadway, since the home was on a hill. It gained speed and the plumber dashed after it, trying to catch it. (Bet he wishes he was a painter! Paint never runs away.) You’ll have to pick up the publication and check out the ending.

There are many, many interesting stories and information to check out. Learn about lawn fertilizers and other chemicals endangering our waterways and, thus, our water’s quality. There are cool diagrams about your septic system and pipe/sewer sytem. There’s an informative story about mastering a bathroom remodeling project. There are reviews, tips on remodeling, home improvement, bathroom projects, redecorating, hiring a handyman, faucets, showers, drains — just about everything that relates to your home and the bathroom.

And, of course, the back is filled with needed coupons and other savings. Check it out this holiday when you take a break. I know most people eat and then sleep, but this month’s magazine will keep you awake. If you’re in a smaller market you may need to check it out online. If you’re a company you may need to contact Company Connect. Happy Thanksgiving!

Quote from November 21st, 1991

“Look at her - I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way - what bliss.”

Gomez Addams, brother of Fester, great grandson of Pegleg